“Captain Bubblebeard… my name is Captain Bubblebeard”
AKA “Okay, maybe we shouldn’t have put him in a steaming hot bath right after losing all that blood”
The realization chilled him. Robert had been stronger than him, to be sure. The White Bull Gerold Hightower as well, in his heyday, and Ser Arthur Dayne. Amongst the living, Greatjon Umber was stronger, Strongboar of Crakehall most likely, both Cleganes for a certainty. The Mountain’s strength was like nothing human. It did not matter. With speed and skill, Jaime could beat them all. But this was a woman. A huge cow of a woman, to be sure, but even so … by rights, she should be the one wearing down.
Inspired by this x
I will not apologise for artomg those aprons <3
SCREAMING MY HEAD OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
lol
